http://youtu.be/VHpZeMcAa-0?t=21s
PAT…THIS IS YAHWEH SPEAKING ..!!! (ACTUALLY THAT’S A BIT EUPHEMISTIC, IMAGINE THAT MY TONE, AS I’M WRITING YOU, IS NOT DISSIMILAR TO LEWIS BLACK’S… WHEN HE’S ON A RANT) SO, AS I WAS..UH….SAYING… PAT, YOU TOTAL MORON..!!! I’VE ENDURED MANY DISAPPOINTMENTS SINCE THOSE HALCYON DAYS OF YORE, WHEN WE CAVORTED, CAREFREE (AND SHAMELESS) IN EDEN…AND SINCE THEN, UPON OCCASION, I HAVE, I WILL ADMIT, OVERREACTED (OF COURSE, THE FLOOD COMES TO MIND… AND …THE PLAGUES…[THAT WACKY FROGFALL, IN PARTICULAR…] MAY HAVE BEEN UNCALLED FOR…[ESPECIALLY, GIVEN THAT YOU’RE ALL FORCED TO WORK WITH THE RELATIVELY LIMITED INTELLIGENCE I {SOMEWHAT PERVERSELY} SADDLED YOU WITH FROM THE GET-GO] BUT.. PAT, PAT, PAT….HONESTLY, MAN…YOU BRING NEW MEANING TO THE TERM DUMBASS, I MEAN….. REALLY…YOU CRETINOUS BLOWHARD ….!!! YOU JUST SAID IT…!!!! I…NOT YOU… AM OMNIPOTENT… !!!! AND I… NOT YOU…!!!! MADE THE WORLD EXACTLY THE WAY IT IS. AND I MADE SOME OF YOU BREEDERS AND OTHERS…..NOT..!!! WHAT’S SO DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND…???!! AND THAT’S NOT TO SAY THAT MY HOMOSEXUALS ARE LESS CAPABLE OF PARENTING THAN MY HETEROS, AU CONTRAIRE, AS THEY NEVER HAVE CHILDREN BY ACCIDENT, THEY OFTEN MAKE SWELL MOMMIES AND DADDIES WHEN THEY OPT TO ADOPT (MY OWN FOLKS WERE GAY, YOU USELESS DUFUS.!!) AND IT WAS NEVER MY INTENTION THAT ALL MY CREATIONS SHOULD PROPAGATE (CALL IT, MY ATTEMPT AT POPULATION CONTROL..!!!)
ME..!!! THIS IS PISSING ME OFF…!!!!
THAT I SHOULD HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO A TURD HURLING, WASTE-OF-MUD, LIKE YOU, ROBERTSON, IS ABSOLUTELY ABSURD…!!!! I GOTTA GO TAKE A LONG SITZ AND TRY TO CALM DOWN .T’ANKS AGAIN, PADDY, FOR SCREWING UP (WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN) A PERFECTLY DECENT DAY…!!!